Gender B.S. (pronounced as \ˈbī-əs\)
March 20, 2012 Leave a comment
Bias \ˈbī-əs\, transitive verb: to give a settled and often prejudiced outlook to
While waiting for the elevator down to do my usual morning run, my Caucasian lady neighbor came out of her unit, mobile phone glued closely to her ear. I overheard her saying:
“Baby, I don’t need a dick to make you feel loved… (silence) … yeah, i know… (silence, then with a voice a pitch higher) … don’t you see? those who have it (“it” here, I assume, refers to dick) are actually DICKS (stressing that last word)!”
I let out a soft chuckle, which jolted her to the realization that she didn’t have the hallway by herself. With an embarrassed smile, she coyly let herself back in her apartment unit.
Talk about gay* love, hehehehe.
But… she’s got a point, y’know… her point aside, she’s one femme every man should have. Damn, she’s hot!
Oooops… elevator’s here. Tah-tah!
* BTW, AP lists “gay” as a “more acceptable” term than “lesbian”. Honestly, who cares? What’s in a name anyway?